I’ve spent a lot of time on the roads of northern and
eastern Maine this spring and summer. A
number of camping trips to the coast are under my belt, as well as some trips
to some far-flung cemeteries. (No, I’m
not shopping around in advance of my ultimate demise, which hopefully will not
be any time soon. I take requested
tombstone photos for an online genealogical group for whom I volunteer with the
trite name of Find-A-Grave. I guess “Graves
R Us” was taken.) Friends and relatives
have received visits too, so I’ve been around this year. Getting out and enjoying this place nicknamed
“Vacationland” is something I try to do every year during the nice
weather. A new addition this year is my
GPS, which has allowed me to get off the busy highways and see some of the
less-traveled roads.
There is no question that Maine is a stunningly gorgeous
place, and I have been fortunate to have been able to see some new corners of
it this year. Other corners of the Pine
Tree State have been off-limits however.
A lot of them, actually. You see,
one thing I have noticed in my travels this year has been the apparent proliferation
of “No Trespassing” or “Keep Out” signs on properties. The reasons are not entirely clear to me, but
I’ve had time to ponder it while driving and I have some theories.
While crime rates are probably no higher than they ever were
here, I think that we are hearing more about crime nowadays thanks to the ease
of access to information through so many channels, and so it seems more prevalent. Along with increased awareness of crime comes
increased fear of strangers and the unknown.
Putting up signs that read “No Trespassing” or “Keep Out” may give some
people a sense of security, albeit a false one.
“Bad people won’t come near now,” is the subconscious thought process. Frankly, if someone has malicious intent in
mind, I find it hard to believe that a simple sign is going to deter them. And if someone does not have malicious intent
in mind, why worry about them?
It could be a personal safety thing also. Some years ago in Maine, there was a tragic
case in which a young mother was accidentally shot to death in her own backyard
by a hunter who mistook her white mittens for the tail of a deer. It was beyond sad for everyone involved, and
raised awareness among landowners in the state that posting their land against
hunting might be something to consider.
I have no doubt that the amount of land on which people may freely hunt
in Maine has gone down quite a bit, especially since that incident. Even though I am not opposed to hunting, I cannot
fault someone for not wanting unauthorized hunters on their land, especially if
it is near homes. I can’t help but
wonder how many of those “No Trespassing” signs might more accurately reflect
the landowners wishes if they actually read “No Hunting” instead. Someone who may not want hunters may be more open
to people wishing to hike or picnic on their land.
Then there is the property damage issue. Motorized all-terrain vehicles (ATVs) have
grown enormously in popularity in Maine over the past 30 years or so. (Full disclosure: I have one and I love
it.) However, they can be noisy and can
really rip up the land, especially when used carelessly. Over the years, I have seen a number of public
ATV trails closed, no doubt due to noise, littering, or people who have
literally strayed off the beaten path and caused damage to private property. Again, if a landowner’s qualm is with ATVs but
not with people who want to take a walk and maybe observe some wildlife, a more
specific sign, such as “No ATVs” might be in order.
And then there is the cynical side of me, which wonders if
there are just a lot of disagreeable types out there who have somehow acquired
mortal enemies, or just have become so alienated from society, and they just want
to be able to prosecute more fully if someone so much as sets a foot on their
property. This thought especially entered
my mind the other day when I saw, the inspiration for this post: a nice split-level ranch, beautifully
landscaped in a suburban neighborhood with a big black and red “KEEP OUT” sign
on the well-manicured front lawn. That’s
not a hunting issue or an ATV issue, and on a quiet street in a small town, it’s
likely not a crime issue either. That’s
a people issue! More specifically, it’s an “inability to play
well with others” issue. It’s pretty sad
that someone would adopt such a paranoid bunker mentality, but there are some
who do. A few may have good personal reasons
for turning their homes into fortresses, but I’d dare say many more don’t and
are just being asshats.
Or maybe all the signs are to keep people away from meth
labs or pot growing operations.
Unfortunately, such things are not unheard of in rural Maine, where the
economy is difficult even during the best of times.
Or maybe there are lots of stereotypical crusty old men who put
up such signs to keep those “blasted kids off the lawn”.
Or maybe nudists live there.
Though in Maine, I suspect those are few and far between, and chilly
too.
I could go on and on with maybes, but whatever the reason,
there are definitely a LOT more “No Trespassing” and “Keep Out” signs around than
there used to be. It’s a shame that more
and more of this beautiful state is being sealed off. Remember the lyrics to the 70s classic rock
song Signs by the Five Man Electrical
Band?:
And the sign says, "Anybody caught trespassing will be shot on sight"
So I jumped on fence and I yelled at the house, "Hey! What gives you the right...
To put up a fence to keep me out, or to keep Mother Nature in?
If God was here, He'd tell it to your face. 'Man, you're some kind of sinner.'"
This YouTube video is from a pretty decent remake of Signs by the band Tesla in 1990.
Now I am not saying there are no legitimate reasons for “No
Trespassing” and “Keep Out” signs, because there most certainly are a number of
them. Nonetheless, people would do well
to consider if their reasons are good ones before slapping one up.
And put some clothes on, for Pete’s sake!